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#1 2018-08-20 00:16:10

ganesh
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Bee Jokes - III

Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
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Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
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Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
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Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
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Q: What do you call bees buzzing in unison?
A: Stingalongs.
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Q: What does a bee style his hair with?
A: A honeycomb.
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Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!
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Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle!
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Q: What letter make honey?
A: b. 
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Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
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Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical! 
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Q: What flies in the air and goes zub zub?
A: A bee flying backwords. 
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Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees!
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Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!
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