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#1 2018-08-24 00:35:14

ganesh
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Alien Jokes

Q: How do martians eat their ice creams in space?
A: In floats!
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Q: What is a martians favorite chocolate bar?
A: A Mars bar!
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Q: What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
A: The space bar.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A: A Mars-upial.
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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
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Q: What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep?
A: He rocked-it (rocket).
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Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q: What kind of currency do aliens use?
A: Starbucks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A: A UF-hoe.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship?
A: Never mind - its over your head.
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Q: What do aliens like to read?
A: Comet books!
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Q: What is an aliens favorite Disney movie?
A: Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.
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Q: What do aliens serve their food on?
A: Flying Saucers.
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