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#1 2018-09-17 00:18:27

ganesh
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Astronaut Jokes II

Questions and Answers : Astronaut Jokes II
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Q: Where do astronauts grab a drink?
A: At the spacebar!
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Q: Who does NASA arrest?
A: Illegal aliens.
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Q: Why is Saturn so rich?
A: Because it has lots of rings!
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Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.
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Q: What did Neptune say to Saturn?
A: Is Uranus in-between us?
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Q: What does an astronaut eat for breakfast?
A: Nothing, he went out for launch.
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Q: How do you throw a party for an astronaut?
A: You have to plan-et.
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Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.
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Q: How do you organize a space party? Give up?
A: You planet! (plan-it)
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