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#1 2018-09-21 01:49:59

ganesh
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Clock Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A:  It went back four seconds.
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Q: When do men drink alcohol?
A: Wine O'Clock.
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Q: Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
A: Because time is money.
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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
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Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks?
A: Ticks!
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Q: What did the German clock maker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"?
A: Vee haf vays to make you tock.
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Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
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Q: What farm animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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Q: What do you give a bad watch repairman?
A: A time out.
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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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