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#1 2018-10-05 17:26:12

ganesh
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Drum Jokes

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.
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Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?
A: The knocking gets slower.
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Q: What do you call a drummer that also raps?
A: A beat boxer.
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Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
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Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.
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Q: Why is a drummer never late?
A: Because he always beats the clock.
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Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.
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Q: What happens when a drummer loses his sticks?
A: His heart misses a beat.
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Q: Why are drummers so good at billards?
A: Because they are hard to beat.
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