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#1 2018-10-22 01:12:42

ganesh
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Cloud Jokes

Questions and Answers : Cloud Jokes
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Q: What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
A: Fog.
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Q: Why don't meteorologists like to dine out on the moon?
A: The moon has no atmosphere.
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Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud.
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Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: With a rainbow.
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Q: What is a clouds favorite drink?
A: Mountain Dew.
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Q: What is it called when a high pressure goes on vacation?
A: A Hiatus.
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Q: What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
A: Thunderstorms.
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Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!
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