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#1 2018-10-30 00:29:06

ganesh
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Chef Jokes

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
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Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.
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Q: What was the epileptic chef’s house speciality?
A: Seizure salad.
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Q: What is the chef's favorite thing to do?
A: Cut the cheese.
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Q: What are chefs always trying the win?
A: The Hunger Games.
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Q: What did the host of Top Chef say to the contestants?
A: Lettuce begin.
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Q: Why did the chef have to stop cooking?
A: He ran out of Thyme.
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Q: Why did the chef quit?
A: They cut his celery.
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Q: What music do chefs play in the kitchen?
A: Wok N Roll.
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Q: How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
A: First, invade ze kitchen.
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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A: 3.14.
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Q:  What is a sous chefs favorite song?
A: Dice Dice Baby....
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Q: Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food?
A: Their specialty is steamed mussels.
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Q: Why can't chefs play baseball?
A: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
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Q: What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?
A: Game of Scones: All men must dine.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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