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#1 2018-11-18 15:18:17

ganesh
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Cold Jokes - 2

Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!
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Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
A: A hare net!
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Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!
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Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They're both below C level!
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What do you call a cat on ice?
A: One cool cat.
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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
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Q: Why did the man hide his money in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted cold hard cash.
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Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
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Q: What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
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Q: Why did the bride refuse to get married in an igloo?
A: She got cold feet.
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Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!
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