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#1 2018-12-02 00:12:08

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 27,380

Violin Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
A: The bow is moving.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a violin?
A: Hamstrings.
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Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.
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Q: Did you hear about the musical where a horse plays the violin?
A: Its called "Fiddler on the hoof”.
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Q: What do you throw a drowning violinist?
A: Her case.
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Q: Why did the musician go to Club Fit?
A:: Because he wanted to be fit as a fiddle!
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Q: Why don't violinists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.
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Q: Did you hear about the violinist who played in tune?
A: Neither did I.
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Q: Why shouldn't violinists take up mountaineering?
A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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