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#1 2018-12-21 00:35:21

ganesh
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Christmas Jokes - 1

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soot's him.
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Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitis!
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Q:  What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
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Q: What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms?
A: Santa Claus and his reindeer...
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Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
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Q: Why is it always cold during Christmas?
A: Because its Decemburrrrrrrr.
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Q: Why can't the Christmas tree stand up?
A: It doesn't have legs.
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Q: What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
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Q: How does an elf get to Santa's workshop?
A: By icicle.
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Q: What do the elves cook with in the kitchen?
A: Utinsel.
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Q: What do lawn ornaments do over winter break?
A: Go gnome for the holidays.
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