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#1 2018-12-23 00:28:03

ganesh
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Christmas Jokes - 2

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
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Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
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Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?
A: A Merry Can (American).
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Q: Why was Santa cast in a musical?
A: Because he had stage presents (presence).
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Q: Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him!
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?
A: One slays the dragon and the other drags the slay.
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Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: The snowball.
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Q: What is Frosty the Snowman's favorite song?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow...
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Q: What do you call an incomplete Christmas sentence?
A: A Santa Clause.
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Q: What do you call a wet animal?
A: "A reindeer"
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Q: What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you..
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Q: What cars do elfs drive?
A: A toy yota.
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Q: What do you call a can that has the Christmas spirit?
A: A Merry can.
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Q: What do you call a snowman that can walk?
A: Snow-mobile.
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Q: What show does a squirrel see on Christmas Day?
A: The Nutcracker. .
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