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#1 2019-01-01 01:54:51

ganesh
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History Jokes - 1

Q: How does Moses make his tea?
A: Hebrews it.
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Q: What was Camelot?
A: A place where people parked their camels!
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Q: What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
A: Dates!
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Q: What do history teachers talk about on dates?
A: The good old days!
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Q: Who was the biggest thief in history?
A: Atlas. He held up the whole world!
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Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
A: He wanted to Mark Antony!
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Q: Why did Eve want to move to New York?
A: She fell for the Big Apple!
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Q: What did Noah do for a job?
A: He was an arkitecht!
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Q: Why does history keep repeating itself?
A: Because we weren't listening the first time!
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Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights!
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Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.
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Q: Why did Arthur have a round table?
A: So no one could corner him!
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Q: Why was the King a foot tall?
A: Because he was a ruler.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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