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#1 2019-01-05 00:10:14

ganesh
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Birthday Jokes - 1

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
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Q: Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?
A: It was a so a prize party!
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."
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Q: Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting him!
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
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Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
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Q: Why does Tom celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
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Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What did the witch do on her birthday?
A: She spellabrates.
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