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#1 2019-01-17 00:33:34

Registered: 2005-06-28
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Library Jokes

Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library, because it has the most stories.
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Q: What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
A: Shakespeare.
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Q: What do you call a South American librarian who is always in a hurry?
A: Urgent Tina.
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Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A: A mind reader.
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Q: Why did the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Q: She had a storied career.
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Q: What kind of berry wants a coloring book?
A:  A crayon-berry.
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Q: Whose the biggest liar in school?
A: The Lie-brarian.
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Q: What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A: Find space for a book.
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Q:. What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
A:  They both have tails!
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Q: What did the surfer say to the librarian?
A: Is my book over dude?
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Q:. Why did the student throw a book at the Librarian?
A: He wanted to Face-Book her.
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Q: What kind of writing pays the most?
A: Ransom notes.
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Q: Did you know that even big tough guys read?
A: Yeah, just ask Conan the Librarian.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A: All the information in the world, but you can't understand a word of it.
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Q: What is a cats favorite book?
A:  The prince and the paw-purr.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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