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#1 2019-01-21 00:09:05

ganesh
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Sundry Jokes - 3

Q: What does my dog do when he goes to bed?
A: He reads a bite-time story.
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Q: What do dogs do when watching a DVD?
A: They press paws.
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Q: Why can’t dogs drive?
A: They can’t find a barking space.
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Q: Why did the burglar rob a bakery?
A: He needed the dough.
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Q: Why did the ice cream cone take karate lessons?
A: It was tired of getting licked.
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Q: How do you make fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one is a match.
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Q: How to hair stylists speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts.
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
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Q: What kind of shoes to frogs wear?
A: Open Toad.
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Q: Why don’t ducks ever have spare change?
A: They only carry bills.
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Q: What kind of table can you eat?
A: A vege-table,
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Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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