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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Egg Jokes - 2

Q: What do Chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
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Q: What did the egg say to the clown?
A: You crack me up!
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Q: What part did the egg play in the movies?
A: He was an "Egg-stra".
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Q: What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A: An "Egg Head".
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Q: What sport are the eggs good at?
A: Running!
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Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
A: You're "Egg-stra special".
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Q: What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street?
A: Eggs-cuse me please!
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Q: What is an eggs favorite tree?
A: A y-oak tree!
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Q: How do chickens pay for their groceries?
A: Using the eggs-press line.
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Q: Where do you find information about eggs?
A: In the hen-cyclopedia!
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Q: Who tells the best egg jokes?
A: Comedi-hens!
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