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#1 2019-02-05 01:11:26

ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
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Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?
A: Now she’s a loan shark.
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Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-02-05 20:13:56

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 3

ganesh wrote:

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
* * *

When you cross a librarian and a lawyer, you need a translator?


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-02-05 23:53:06

ganesh
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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 3

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
* * *

When you cross a librarian and a lawyer, you need a translator?

I think so, knowledge of Latin, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian expressions, maxims are help for to a large extent.


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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