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#1 2019-02-07 04:25:53

ganesh
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Geologist Jokes - 1

Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
* * *
Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.
* * *
Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?
A: (1) A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (2) A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
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Q: Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: What happens when someone throws a rock at you?
A: You hit Rocks Bottom.
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Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir".
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Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.
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Q: What do you do with a dead geologists?
A: Barium.
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#2 2019-02-07 15:44:32

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Geologist Jokes - 1

ganesh wrote:

Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
* * *
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
* * *
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
* * *
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
* * *

Repetition.


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#3 2019-02-07 16:23:26

ganesh
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Re: Geologist Jokes - 1

Hi Monox D. I-Fly,

Edited. Thanks for observation and correction.


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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