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#1 2019-02-13 01:28:48

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 28,872

Sundry Jokes - 7

Q: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
A: Because it is much too far to walk.
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Q: If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it?
A: It wouldn't take any time - it has already been built.
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Q : What would you have if you had four peaches and three pears in one hand with four pears and three peaches in the other?
A: Incredibly large hands.
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Q: If a green stone was thrown into the sea what does it become?"
A: Wet.
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Q : What falls regularly although never gets hurt?
A: Rain.
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Q: What route do crazy people take to go through the woods?
A: They follow the psycho path.
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Q: How would a spoiled little rich girl change a light bulb?
A: She would ask Daddy to buy her a new apartment.
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Q: What do people in prison use to communicate with one another?
A: Cell phones.
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Q: What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?
A: You would get severe frostbite.
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Q: What is big, fuzzy and green with four legs and six pockets and if it were to fall from a tree, it would probably kill you?
A: A snooker table.
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Q: Why is it there so many people with the surname Jones in the telephone book?
A: Because they have got phones.
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Q: Why do thieves shower before they commit crime?
A: Because they like a clean getaway.
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