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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pi Jokes - 1

Q: Why did the pie go to a dentist?
A: Because he needed a filling!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry.
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Q: What did the cherry say to the cherry pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What do you call a pie protesting on Wall Street?
A: Occu-pie.
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Q: What do you call a fantasy adventure movie about baked goods and a Bengal tiger?
A: Life of Pie.
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Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream!
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Q: What do sharks eat for dessert?
A: Octo-pie.
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Q. What is a math teacher's favourite dessert?
A. Pi!
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
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