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**Pi Jokes - 2**

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Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Pi in the sky.

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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

A: 3.14.

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Q: What is 1.57?

A: Half a pie

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Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?

A: Apple pi

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Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?

A: 3.14

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Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Cow pi.

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Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Moon pi.

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Q: What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?

A: Eskimo pi.

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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?

A: He'll work for pi.

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

A: Pi a la mode.

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