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#1 2019-04-10 01:07:29

Jai Ganesh
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Sundry Jokes - 11

Q: Which room has no walls?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: How can a woman go eight days without sleep?
A: She sleeps at night.
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Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q: If two waves have a race, who wins?
A: They “tied” (tide).
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
A: Four, because calling the elephant’s trunk a leg does not make it one.
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Q: What did the quilt say to the bed?
A: I’ve got you covered.
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Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch or dinner.
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Q: Question: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two, because it has an inside and an outside.
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Q: If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
A: Stop imagining.
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Q: What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
A: Post Office.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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#2 2019-04-10 15:30:26

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11

ganesh wrote:

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
* * *

Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.


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#3 2019-04-10 20:46:45

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11

I am not sure; an elephant can stand in two hands and two legs, or four legs. With support, trunk or one or two hands, with two legs.


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Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#4 2019-04-11 14:36:00

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
* * *

Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.

Ummm... I was referring that one hand as its trunk here...


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#5 2019-04-11 16:00:29

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
* * *

Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.

Ummm... I was referring that one hand as its trunk here...

In that case, fine!


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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