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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sundry Jokes - 13

Q: What happened to the tiny fortuneteller that escaped from jail?
A: He was a small medium at large.
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Q: What common eleven-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?
A: Incorrectly.
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Q: What did the person who invented the door-knocker win?
A: The no-bell (“Nobel”) prize.
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Q: What happened to the woman who fell into the upholstery machine?
A: She fully recovered.
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Q: Did you hear what happened to the origami store?
A: It folded.
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Q: What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
A: The letter H.
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Q: Why was everyone so tired on the April first?
A: Because they just completed a March of 31 days.
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Q: What is it that stands up, but grows down?
A: A candle.
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Q: A photon checks into a hotel. What is her reply when she is asked if she needs any help with her luggage?
A: No thank you, I am traveling light.
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Q: If George’s father has four children – Eenie, Meenie, Miney – what is the name of his fourth child?
A: George.
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