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#1 2019-04-21 00:25:47

ganesh
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Lumberjack Jokes - 2

Q: What kind of sushi does a lumberjack order?
A: A log roll.
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Q: Why can't the lumberjack find his tools?
A: Because he's a saw (sore) loser.
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Q:.What did the tree say to the logger?
A: I'm falling for you.
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Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have big trunks!
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Q: What did the tree say after it fell?
A: I should've SAW that coming.
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Q: What does a lumberjack do before turning off the computer?
A: He logs off.
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Q: What kind of math does a lumberjack need to know?
A: Log-istics.
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Q: When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Ape hiding in the uppermost branches land?
A: Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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