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#1 2019-04-23 01:40:23

Registered: 2005-06-28
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Mall Jokes

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Q: What do you call an orange that takes over the world?
A: Orange Julius Caesar.
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Q: Why don't kittens like going to the mall?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
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Q: What kind of bird likes to go shopping?
A: A Pottery Barn Owl.
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Q: What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?
A: Go on a shopping brie.
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Q: What happens when a judge gets something to eat at the mall?
A: He places an "Order in the food court"
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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!
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Q: Have you read the book about the mall?
A: Its called "20,000 Leagues Under the Sears".
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Q: What was the horse looking for at the mall?
A: A Macintosh.
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Q: Why don't guys like to go the mall?
A: Because its "No Country for Old Navy Men".
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Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
A: The re-tail store.
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Q: Where do you find magical gifts at the mall?
A: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Brookstone.
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Q: How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)?
A: By shopping at Walmart!
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Q: What does a ghost do when he's hungry?
A: Go ghost-ry shopping.
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