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#1 2019-04-25 01:26:55

Registered: 2005-06-28
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Father's Day Jokes

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
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Q: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
A: A POPsicle!
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Q: How do you know your dad is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his dad was in a jam!
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Q: What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!
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Q: Why are Fathers like parking spaces?
A: The good ones are already taken!
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Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
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Q: What did daddy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
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Q: What do you call the father you walk all over?
A: Stepdad.
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Q: What is fathers day?
A: The day in June when a father remembers he hasn't yet paid the bills for Mother's Day.
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