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#1 2019-05-03 01:21:30

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 29,743

Photography Jokes

Q: Did you hear about how the photographer died?
A: It makes me shutter.
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Q: Where does a cow hang his photos?
A: In a mooooseum.
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Q: What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: Why shouldn't you steal from someone holding a camera?
A: Because they have a photographic memory.
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Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
A: Shellfies.
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Q: What happened to the fastest camera in the world?
A: It Burst into flames.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those photos?
A: I think he was framed.
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Q: Why did the photographer get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?
A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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Q: What do you call a photo taken by a cat?
A: A paw-trait.
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Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
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Q: What does a pirate steal in his spare time?
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Q: Why was the photo arrested?
A: Because it was framed.
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Q: What do you call someone hanging on a wall?
A: Art.
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Q: Why can't you find good photography jokes?
A: They haven't been developed yet.
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