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#1 2019-05-17 01:08:46

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 28,872

Volleyball Jokes - 2

Q: Why didn't the server blame his hand for the poor service?
A: It was the foots fault.
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Q: What do a dentist and a volleyball coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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Q: Why are volleyball players like lawyers?
A: Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.
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Q: What does a carpenter and a volleyball player have in common?
A: They both like to hammer spikes.
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Q: What does a religious volleyball player do?
A: Serve God.
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Q: Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested.
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Q: Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
A: Because she wanted to tie the score.
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Q: Why are spiders great volleyball players?
A: Cause they have great topspin.
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Q: What do volleyball players do in their free time?
A: Watch Spike TV.
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Q: Why can't fish play volleyball?
A:  Because they are afraid of the net.
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Q: Why is it good to stand on the service line?
A: Because you can order ice cream.
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Q: Why did the volleyball player join the army?
A: To serve our country.
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