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#1 2019-05-26 02:12:11

ganesh
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Additional Sports Jokes - 1

Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
A: Because education pays off in the long run! 
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Q: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks! 
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Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?
A: In the prayground!
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Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it!
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Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!
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Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to their fans! 
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Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
A: The bored room!
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Q: Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
A: So that they can pack the defence!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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