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#1 2019-05-30 01:10:21

ganesh
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Love Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Q: What does marriage do?
A: Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
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Q: What’s the definition of a happy marriage?
A: One where the husband gives and the wife takes.
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Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
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Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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Q: What is love?
A: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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Q: How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?
A: She wore a raspberry beret.
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Q: Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
A: Because love means nothing to them!
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Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
A: It was icing on the cake.
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Q: How do you transfer funds even faster than electronic banking?
A: By getting Married!
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Q: What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?
A: It was love at first bite!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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