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#1 2019-06-17 01:08:45

ganesh
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Bird Jokes - 2

Q: How do blue jays stay fit?
A: Wormups.
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Q: What language do geese speak?
A: Porchageese.
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Q: What do you call a bird with a black belt?
A: Steven Seagull.
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Q: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
A: Because he had a very big bill.
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Q: How do you get a raven to stop calling?
A: Take away its cell phone?
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Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower?
A: Shredded tweet.
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Q:  What did the maple tree say to the woodpecker?
A: Leaf me alone!
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