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Jai Ganesh

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Bird Jokes - 4

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
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Q: What does a farmer call an escaped bird?
A: A loose goose.
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Q: What is the most uncomfortable of all birds?
A: The Wedgie-tailed eagle.
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Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
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Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Q: What books did the owl like?
A: Hoot-dunits!
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Q: What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A: A bald eagle.
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