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#1 2019-07-15 00:41:19

ganesh
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Cow Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!    
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Q: Where do you find the most cows?
A: Moo-York.
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Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever.
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Q: What do you call a sad cow?
A: Mooooved to tears.
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Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?
A: He takes the bull by the horns.
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Q: Where did the bull lose all his money?
A: At the Cowsino.
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Q: What did the cow say to the lousy renter?
A: Moooooooooo your self out of here.
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Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia.
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