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#1 2019-07-17 00:19:18

ganesh
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Cow Jokes - 4

Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication.
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Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!
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Q: What were the cows doing under the tree?
A: Talking about the latest moos.
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Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin'.
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Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: "It's just an udder day".
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Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator.
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Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows.
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Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on.
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