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#1 2019-07-23 00:13:52

ganesh
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Cow Jokes - 7

Q: What do you find a gallery of cows?
A: The mooseum.
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Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Q: What do you call a magic cow?
A: Moodini.
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Q: What happens when a cow laughs too hard?
A: It Cowlapses!
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Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
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Q: Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
A: A moo-tel!
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Q: What do cows read in the mornings?
A: The moospaper.
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