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#1 2019-07-25 01:06:55

ganesh
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Chipmunk Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
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Q: What do you call a chubby chipmunk?
A: Theodorable.
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Q: Why did the chipmunk sleep under the car?
A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
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Q: Why don't chipmunks wear skinny jeans?
A: Because their nuts won't fit.
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Q: How does Alvin the Chipmunk like to drive a car?
A: Fast and Furry-ous.
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Q: Why did the chipmunk take apart the classic car?
A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.
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Q: Why couldn't the chipmunk eat the macadamia nut?
A: It was one tough nut to crack.
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Q: Why shouldn't you let Alvin drive a boat?
A: He's likely to get Chipwrecked.
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