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#1 2019-07-27 00:55:57

ganesh
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Chipmunk Jokes - 2

Q: What do you call 144 chipmunks in a box?
A: Gross!
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Q: How do you catch a carpenter chipmunk (definition: a chipmunk that likes power tools)?
A: Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
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Q: How do you catch a chipmunk interested in ornithology?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis).
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Q: How do you catch a Polynesian chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
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Q: How do you catch a chipmunk for the holidays?
A: Climb a tree and act like nutmeg.
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Q: How do you catch an Irish chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.
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Q: How do you catch a European chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.
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Q: How do you catch an English chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like nutty.
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Q: What do you call a man named Alvin who has monkeys that stole your potato chips?
A: Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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Q: How do you catch a rich chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
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