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#1 2019-07-29 00:27:57

ganesh
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Ocean Jokes

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A Mer-Maid.
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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved.
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Q: What do you call 10 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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Q: What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean?
A: A saltine cracker.
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Q: What do you call 1,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Good Start.
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Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish.
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Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
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Q: Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
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