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#1 2019-08-04 00:15:29

ganesh
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Turtle Jokes - 2

Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
A: It becomes a shellebration.
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Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on.
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Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
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Q: What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
A: You get shell shocked.
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Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!
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Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A: A Turtle-Neck
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Q: What does a turtle do during winter?
A: Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
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Q: Why didn't Shell City have any rules?
A: Because it was turtlely extreme.
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