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#1 2019-08-14 00:21:11

ganesh
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UFO Jokes - 1 (Unidentified flying objects)

Q: Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid?
A: He wanted it a little meaty-or.
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Q: How do martians eat their ice creams in space?
A: In floats!
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Q: What is a martians favorite chocolate bar?
A: A Mars bar!
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Q: What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
A: The space bar.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A: A Mars-upial.
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Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
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Q: Where would an alien park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
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Q: What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep?
A: He rocked-it (rocket).
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