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#1 2019-09-08 00:42:12

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 3

Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
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Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
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Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
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Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.
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Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.
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Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB.
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Q: How do hooligans get through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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