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#1 2019-09-12 00:14:39

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 5

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A:  I think I'm coming down with something!
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A dustbin lorry!
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Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A: A loose Canon.
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Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A: A barbercue.
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Q: What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A: A heavy discussion.
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Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.
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Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends!
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Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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