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#1 2019-09-16 00:13:06

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 7

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid.
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Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?
A: It was quite an oar deal.
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Q: Why did Mr. Bean put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
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Q: Can I tell you a joke about paper.
A: Nah, never mind, its tearable.
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Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball.
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Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress?
A: They got married in the spring.
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Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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