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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Some more sports jokes - 3

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
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Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
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Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet.
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Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
A: He was perfecting his swing.
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Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans.
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Q: What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!
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Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
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Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
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Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
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