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#1 2019-11-22 01:07:58

ganesh
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Periodic Table Jokes - 6

Q: What do you get if you swap the carbon atoms in a benzene ring for iron atoms?
A: You get a ferrous wheel!
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Q: What two elements do sheep belt when happy?
A: BaH.
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Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa!
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
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Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
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Q: Is life an alloy?
A: I said it because LiFe!
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Q: Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride?
A: NaH.
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Q:. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
A: OMg!
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