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#1 2019-11-26 00:06:16

ganesh
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Some more food jokes!

Q: What are twins favorite fruit?
A: Pears!
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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Slippers!
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Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!
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Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate?
A: Because she was a cocoanut!
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Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
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Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
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Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!
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Q: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because it makes you break out!
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Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam.
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