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#1 2019-12-31 00:50:08

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 29,763

Zebra Jokes

Q: What’s black, white, and rainbow all over?
A: A zebra that works at paint shop!
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Q: Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?
A: Because he only knows about The White Stripes.
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Q: What has 3 words, 8 letters, is easy to say, and hard to prove?
A: I'm a zebra.
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Q: What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
A: A nightmare.
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Q: What are the two oldest animals on Earth?
A: The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
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Q: What’s a frat boy zebra’s favorite letter?
A: Z, bruh.
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Q: When is the best time to eat a zebra?
A: When it's stripened.
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Q: What's black and white and green and black and white?
A: Two zebras fighting over a pickle.
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Q: What do Penguins, Black and White movies, Zebras and newspapers all have in common?
A: The next generation is not going to know what any of those things are.
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