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#1 2020-01-08 00:30:17

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 30,594

Bugs and Insects Jokes - 2

Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: What is the strongest animal?
A: A snail because it carries it’s home.
Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A: French Flies.
Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
Q: When did the fly fly?
A: When the spider spied her!
Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Half a worm.
Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!
Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
A: Ant-elopes!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!

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