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#1 2020-01-18 00:46:51

ganesh
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More Mouse Jokes - 1

Q: Why did the mouse stay inside?
A: Because it was raining cats and dogs.
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Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record?
A: What's up Pussycat!
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Q: Why do mice need oiling?
A: Because they squeak!
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Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
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Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A: A mouse organ!
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Q: Why do mice have long tails?
A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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Q: What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
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