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#1 2020-02-09 01:20:09

ganesh
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Fish Jokes - 4

Q: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
A: You get salmonella.
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Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
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Q: Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen?
A: A fish got battered.
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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
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Q: How does a seahorse quickly get from one place to another?
A: He scallops!
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Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a muscle.
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Q: What do you call a fish that knows addition?
A: An Octoplus.
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